小资特辑 Spend.01 Lifestyle Special Spend.01 第 01 篇 Section 01
我本科时的小资生活与对小资的讽刺（2024版） My Undergraduate Petty-Bourgeois Life and Its Satire (2024 Edition)
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| 领域 Domain | 品牌、活动与意象 Brands, Activities & Imagery |
|---|---|
| 服装 Apparel | MLB，RALPH LAUREN，Lululemon，MiuMiu，New Balance，LOEWE，Keen，Celine，Golden goose，On RUNNING，Patagonia，Balenciaga，Arc’teryx，salomon，HOKA，AMI，Birkenstock，Canada Goose，Allbirds，Moncler，SANDRO，Chanel，Gucci，LEMAIRE |
| 配饰 Accessories | Rolex，Garmin，LV Neverfull，Van Cleef & Arpels，Hermès，Le labo，Byredo，Lindberg，Stanley，Freitag，Cartier，GOYARD |
| 艺术 Arts | 音乐剧 Musicals、百老汇 Broadway、博览会 Expos、脱口秀 Stand-up Comedy、弗拉门戈艺术 Flamenco、探戈 Tango、西方奇幻 Western Fantasy、阿卡贝拉 A Cappella、陷阱音乐 Trap、英伦慢摇 British Chillout、爵士轻音乐 Smooth Jazz、放克 Funk、福音 Gospel、蒸汽波 Vaporwave |
| 运动 Sports | 陆冲 Surfskate，飞盘 Frisbee，匹克球 Pickleball，德州扑克 Texas Hold’em，Tokyo bike，网球 Tennis，露营 Camping，滑雪 Skiing/Snowboarding，攀岩 Rock Climbing，自由潜水 Freediving，划艇 Boating，赛车 Motorsports，马术 Equestrianism，射击 Shooting，crossfit，登山 Mountaineering，钓鱼 Fishing，冲浪 Surfing，潜水 Diving |
| 饮食 Food & Drinks | Seesaw，M stand咖啡 M Stand Coffee，blueglass酸奶 Blueglass Yogurt，早c晚a Coffee by Day, Alcohol by Night，威士忌 Whisky，清酒 Sake、凯匹林纳鸡尾酒 Caipirinha，Pimm’s，冰茶 Iced Tea，Escape Cafe，金汤力 Gin & Tonic，艾酒 Absinthe |
| 数码网络 Tech & Digital | Casetify，富士CCD Fuji CCD，理光GR Ricoh GR，popsocket，B&O，马歇尔音响 Marshall，osmo pocket3 DJI Pocket 3，Netflix，Spotify，SoundCloud，Pinterest |
| 日娱 ACG Characters | 友利奈绪 Nao Tomori、山田凉 Ryo Yamada、四宫辉夜 Kaguya Shinomiya、时崎狂三 Kurumi Tokisaki、宫水三叶 Mitsuha Miyamizu、小鸟游六花 Rikka Takanashi、樱岛麻衣 Mai Sakurajima、后藤一里 Hitori Gotoh、长崎素世 Soyo Nagasaki |
0、小资男的基本型 The Basic Prototype of the Petty-Bourgeois Male
| 维度 Dimension | 关键词 Keywords |
|---|---|
| 爱好 Hobbies | 旅游 Travel、烘焙 Baking、美食 Gastronomy、养花 Gardening、茶艺 Tea Art、健身 Fitness、电影 Cinema、音乐 Music、跳舞 Dancing、插花 Flower Arranging、登山 Mountaineering、阅读 Reading、摄影 Photography、手工 Crafting、游泳 Swimming、打球 Ball Sports、钓鱼 Fishing、去画廊 Art Galleries、撸猫 Petting Cats、钢琴 Piano、做饭 Cooking |
| 理想型 Ideal Partner | 工作稳定 Stable Career、有上进心 Ambitious、踏实顾家 Down-to-Earth and Family-Oriented、智商高 High IQ、情商高 High EQ、温柔体贴 Gentle & Considerate、孝顺长辈 Filial toward Elders、情绪稳定 Emotionally Stable |
1、关于Vibe On Vibe
Citywalk
精致小资是喜欢将压马路讲成citywalk的，而且最好在国外的大都市，最最最起码要在国内新一线，要是在国内三线城市随便走走就自诩为citywalk是会被真正的精致小资看不起的～
The refined petty-bourgeois loves re-branding pounding the pavement as a “citywalk”—ideally in a foreign metropolis, or at the barest minimum in a domestic new first-tier city; ambling aimlessly through a third-tier town and claiming it as a “citywalk” invites nothing but contempt from the truly refined bourgeois~
Live House
精致小资是不可能听主流音乐的，单单是别人外放传出的华晨宇、周深就令他作呕。精致小资喜欢独立音乐与小众曲风，譬如蒸汽波、后摇、新世纪俱乐部、根源音乐等等，于是乎，Live House就成为了当代小资共同的朝圣地。
The refined petty-bourgeois could never deign to listen to mainstream pop; the mere snippet of Hua Chenyu or Zhou Shen leaking from someone else’s speakers induces visceral nausea. They crave indie sounds and esoteric genres—vaporwave, post-rock, deconstructed club, roots music—rendering the local Live House a shared place of pilgrimage for today’s refined petit-bourgeois crowd.
艺术展 Art Exhibitions
精致小资通过参观美术展，从而向异性展示自己的艺术情调～如果说不去参观美术展，社交意义上精致小资就会丧失其一半的魅力！
The refined petty-bourgeois tours gallery exhibitions to project aesthetic sophistication toward the opposite sex~ Not visiting art exhibitions would cost the refined petit-bourgeois half their charm in social terms!
长途旅行 Long-Distance Journeys
精致小资的旅行目的地与精致小资的人设相互成就。不论是泰国、香港还是阿勒泰，这些地点不但象征着一种悠闲、优雅和注重细节的生活态度，还体现着精致小资注重追求个性化的独特人生体验。于是，精致小资的旅行便被无限理想化，旅途的舟车劳顿也被更好地自我消解了。
The refined petit-bourgeois traveler’s destinations and carefully cultivated persona reinforce each other. Whether Thailand, Hong Kong, or Altay, these places symbolize not only a relaxed, elegant attitude to life that values detail, but also the pursuit of distinctive, personalized experiences. Their travels are thus endlessly idealized, and the weariness of getting around is more easily reconciled in their own minds.
户外运动 Outdoor Sports
Tokyo bike，Specialized，Brompton自行车，Supermonkey健身，露营，滑雪陆冲，飞盘，匹克球……户外运动与健身不只是精致小资茶余饭后无事可做的附庸风雅，更是一种必备的chill格调。
Tokyo Bike, Specialized, Brompton bicycles, Supermonkey fitness, camping, skiing, surfskating, frisbee, pickleball… Outdoor athletics and studio workouts are far more than idle pastimes; they are the non-negotiable uniform of an effortlessly “chill” lifestyle.
早C晚A Coffee by Day, Alcohol by Night
作为早C晚A的早C，咖啡，尤其是星巴克、MANNER，Seesaw，M stand等小资品牌咖啡，以及手冲咖啡机（德龙、飞利浦、Nespresso）越来越受到精致小资白天工作时的喜爱！精致小资的晚A环节里，葡萄酒只喝ICE WINE，烈酒只喝正品伏特加，传统的低价劣质杂牌酒是没有基本小资品味的体现。
As the morning C in “Coffee by Day, Alcohol by Night,” coffee—especially petit-bourgeois brands such as Starbucks, MANNER, Seesaw, and M Stand, along with pour-over coffee machines from De’Longhi, Philips, and Nespresso—is increasingly favored by the refined petit-bourgeois during their working day! For the evening A, the only wine they drink is ICE WINE, and the only spirits are genuine vodka. Traditional cheap, low-quality, off-brand drinks indicate a lack of basic petit-bourgeois taste.
日常饮品 Daily Beverages
精致小资矿泉水只喝百岁山，依云，VOSS，汽水只喝玻璃瓶巴黎水（绝对不能喝塑料瓶巴黎水！）fendi喜茶、霸王茶姬、blueglass酸奶等饮品也是小资日常生活中的甜点。
For mineral water, only Ganten, Evian, or VOSS pass muster; sparkling water must be glass-bottled Perrier (plastic bottles are an abomination!). Fendi-collab Heytea, Chagee milk tea, and Blueglass yogurt serve as the daily confectionery of refined urban living.
2、关于配饰 On Accessories
快时尚 Fast Fashion
对于青少年——特别是那些不能指望任何其他办法来显示社会差别的人——来说，个人的价值是通过服装的品牌来体现的。我们屈服于对一双靴子的欲望，它就像从前的第一副太阳镜，后来的迷你裙、喇叭裤那样，给人以焕然一新的短暂错觉。不只是拥有，就是这么回事，是人们在 Zara 和H&M 的货架上追逐的、而购买物品就能立即轻易地向他们提供的感觉：一种对生存的补充。
For youth—especially those with no other means to signal social distinction—personal worth is mediated through clothing labels. We surrender to the urge for a pair of boots, much like our first pair of sunglasses once did, or later miniskirts and flared trousers, offering the fleeting illusion of renewal. It is more than possession; it is the sensation people chase along the racks of Zara and H&M, instantly and effortlessly conferred: a supplementary prosthesis for existence.
手链 Bracelets
精致小资手上一定会有一条LV / 华伦天奴手链的，无论是单独佩戴还是与其他首饰叠戴，都能提升整体造型的精致感，彰显精致小资别具一格的审美气质。
A refined urbanite must sport an LV or Valentino bracelet; worn solo or stacked with other jewelry, it elevates sartorial finesse, underscoring idiosyncratic aesthetic flair.
手机配件 Phone Accessories
精致小资是绝不可能用杂牌手机壳的，手机壳的品牌只能是casetify！（当然，如果你是Rhode唇膏手机壳那么当我没说～）另外，手机支架同样只买popsockets！
A refined bourgeois would never tolerate a generic phone case—it can only be CASETiFY! (Unless, of course, you flaunt a Rhode lip-product phone case~) Furthermore, phone grips must exclusively be PopSockets!
手表 Watches
手表是精致男小资永远的玩具～其中爱彼和劳力士则是我们精致男小资大学生的首选！当然，Apple Watch配上精致的表带也是永不过时的年轻人时尚。
Timepieces remain the eternal toys of refined bourgeois gentlemen~ Audemars Piguet and Rolex are the aspirational grails of collegiate dandies! Naturally, an Apple Watch paired with a carefully chosen watchband represents timeless youthful chic.
香水 Perfumes
精致小资喷香水只喷LE LABO，byredo，观夏，雅顿，万宝龙，芦丹氏～大众香水在精致小资眼里甚至不如不喷！
Fragrance choices are restricted to Le Labo, Byredo, To Summer, Elizabeth Arden, Montblanc, or Serge Lutens~ Mass-market perfumes are worse than wearing nothing at all!
可爱玩偶 Cute Plushies
Loopy和Chiikawa，夏威夷黑皮Hello Kitty，jellycat，玲娜贝儿……这些玩偶是当代精致小资不乐意养小猫小狗的最佳平替。
Zanmang Loopy, Chiikawa, tanned Hawaiian Hello Kitty, Jellycat, LinaBell… These toys are the best substitutes for contemporary refined petit-bourgeois people who do not want to keep cats or dogs.
保温杯 Tumblers
夏天精致小资人手拎一个STANLEY才能出门，不然都不好意思喝水了。
In summer, a refined dandy must clutch a STANLEY tumbler before stepping outdoors—otherwise, hydration itself feels embarrassing.
3、关于数码 On Tech & Gadgets
全系apple All-Apple Ecosystem
精致小资的手机、平板、电脑只可能是苹果产品，如果没有Apple标志都不好意思在星巴克拿出来！另外，作为小资朋友圈构图中的重要一环，苹果的logo也是部分囊中羞涩的精致小资的必备遮羞布。
Laptops, tablets, and phones must bear the Apple logo; without that half-eaten fruit, pulling out a device in Starbucks is unthinkable! Moreover, as an indispensable compositional element in social media snapshots, the Apple insignia functions as a necessary fig leaf for budget-strapped aspirants.
流媒体 Streaming Media
说到听音乐，精致小资最喜欢美区Apple Music、Spotify、Youtube Music，而且精致小资是绝不会用qq音乐和网易云音乐的。另外，精致小资也喜欢听播客（要用苹果自带的哦），并观看美区Netflix。
For music listening, refined urbanites swear by US-region Apple Music, Spotify, and YouTube Music, categorically spurning domestic QQ Music or NetEase Cloud Music. Additionally, they consume podcasts (strictly on Apple Podcasts, of course) and stream US Netflix catalogs.
社交平台 Social Platforms
有没有IG账号已经是判断一个人是不是精致小资的标准之一了，另外精致小资还会用小红书社交，用Tinder来探索异性精致小资，用领英来拓宽行业视野。
Having an Instagram account is now a litmus test for bourgeois standing; they socialize on Xiaohongshu, scout kindred romantic prospects on Tinder, and broaden their understanding of industries on LinkedIn.
修图软件 Photo Editing Apps
精致小资修图只用VSCO和Lightroom！用醒图、美图秀秀的都只是假小资，其他则更是不入流了。
Photo editing is restricted to VSCO and Adobe Lightroom! Those resorting to Xingtu or Meitu are charlatans, and everything else is beneath contempt.
相机 Cameras
精致小资眼里，用御三家（尼康、索尼、佳能）相机的人绝对是一个食古不化的古代人～只有用我们富士、理光GR的人才是有格调有品位的！另外，CCD、胶片机等，以及iPhone 5s等复古风手机在精致小资这里也是极受欢迎的！
In bourgeois perception, anyone lugging the traditional “Big Three” (Nikon, Sony, Canon) is an archaic dinosaur~ Only Fujifilm and Ricoh GR aficionados possess true taste! Furthermore, vintage CCD digicams, film cameras, and retro iPhone 5s handsets enjoy revered nostalgia.